Thursday, March 25, 2010

Polite Way To Say Pay For Your Own Meal

Tender for women

A girl becomes a woman when before inconsolable despair and mourn for the friend who is in another country and strange, to cry and ask to be disinherited, so as not to endure over dinner with his father; to resign and denigrate in every way possible to your abusive boss, of total fasting because you look fat or eat 3 chocolate because it is sad, look at the calendar, counting the days and realizes that he is coming

(and the only decision you make is going home to bathe with hot water and watch a movie to mourn)

Thursday, March 18, 2010

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What seduces
usually never
where thought
Years

soon learned that did not repeat the last verse which echoes the first stanza.

So I thought what seduced just not used to be and was content with the impossible desire to avoid looking for what would never be.

It turns out that I had lost one hand and the only problem with what appeals is usually not where one thinks. But being is.

(just never admit it in public it made me realize that.)

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Zoom

The next day at lunch. She

: A total divine located, sir, especially gentleman. Call it, we were very close to where we went for a drink, and just picked me up with the car so do not walk. When we arrived at the bar, and I settled it instead of sitting on the side, sat opposite to speak more comfortable. And when we came back, too, left me at home but tranqui. You could tell she liked but did not attempt any move. It is noted that is a healthy boy. He

: And mine, nothing ... he did not even place a little. I tried everything. I retrieved the new car even though they were two blocks and nothing. We arrived at the bar and fits and throws the bag on the seat beside me, I had no, I had to sit in front. When we do not, we got home and then got out and threw me a "I had fun." I also had fun, but I went a little desperate.


To Stella, is in this harsh task of finding your nail.